by Irishdawg » Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:28 am
I want to sit on the meetings when the people in charge are determining that these mascots aren't going to weird people out. I'd also have to imagine the place where this outfit gets put together keeps the head in a bag to avoid being freaked out, much like the mascot keeps the tortured innocence of everyone it runs into in that creepy, blank stare.
Does Cooley use the mascot in practice to motivate his players? I might, but that could be stepping over the line.
This version is less creepy, but my attitude if it's going to be bad, you might as well go all out.